The Wicked Bible: One Missing Word, One Huge Mistake

Billy Galligan

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Billy Galligan

Welcome back to Sure, It's Only History. I'm Billy Galligan.

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If you've ever tried to read a route sheet at the end of a long day, with the light going and the ink fading, you know that one wrong word can wreck your afternoon. Turn right becomes turn light, and suddenly a forty-foot bus is nosing into a cul-de-sac it has no business being in.

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Now, I publish my own books, so I'll be honest with you, this story gives me the cold sweats. Because in 1631, a group of London printers found out that one missing word could do a lot more damage than a wrong turn. It could turn a holy book into a manual for sin.

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This is Chapter Seven of It'll Be Grand, and it's the story of the Wicked Bible. A missing not, a furious king, and two printers who discovered, far too late, that in some jobs there is no margin for error at all.

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In seventeenth-century England, printing the Bible was not just another publishing job. It was one of the most tightly controlled and politically sensitive operations in the country.

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The King James Bible, first published in 1611, wasn't just a religious text. It was a symbol of royal authority. The Crown kept a firm grip on who could print it, and only a small number of licensed printers were allowed to produce official copies.

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Among the trusted few in the 1630s were Robert Barker, the King's Printer, and his partner Martin Lucas. On paper, the safest hands in England. In reality, they were about to produce one of the most infamous misprints in the history of publishing.

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Modern printing is digital files, automation and endless spell-checks. In 1631, every page of a book was assembled by hand.

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Individual letters, little pieces of metal type, were set into frames one by one, line by line, page by page. A single Bible took thousands upon thousands of these tiny pieces, every one of them placed by a person.

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One slip of the hand, one moment of distraction, one misread line, and the error became permanent. There was no undo button. Once it was printed, the mistake was in ink.

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Proofreading existed, of course. But it wasn't foolproof. Fatigue, pressure and the sheer scale of the job meant errors could and did slip through. Usually they were small. A misspelling. A misplaced letter. A dodgy comma. Nothing to shake the foundations of church and state.

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Until 1631.

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The printers were working through the Ten Commandments, in the Book of Exodus. About as familiar a passage as you'll find. Even people who never go near a church can reel off a few of the commandments.

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Which makes what happened next all the more remarkable. Somewhere in the typesetting, a single word vanished. The seventh commandment, which should have read, Thou shalt not commit adultery, came off the press as: Thou shalt commit adultery.

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One word. Three letters. Gone. And with it, the meaning of the commandment was completely reversed. That's not a typo. That's a theological catastrophe.

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At first, nobody noticed. Copies were printed, bound and sent out into the world. For a short while, somewhere in England, people were reading a royally authorised Bible that appeared to be giving the green light to adultery.

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Then someone spotted it. And the reaction was immediate. This wasn't a harmless printing slip. This was the Word of God, with the King's approval, telling people to do the exact opposite of what it was meant to say. Embarrassing. Dangerous. And very, very public.

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THE KING'S FURY

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As the story is usually told, King Charles I was not a man with a sense of humour about anything that touched his authority. This wasn't only a religious mistake. It was an attack on royal credibility. The King had authorised this Bible, and now it contained a commandment that made a mockery of the moral law.

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So the response was predictable. Find the people responsible. Punish them. Fix the damage. Barker and Lucas were hauled before the Star Chamber, one of the most powerful courts in England. Not a friendly meeting.

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The court did not take it lightly. The printers were fined three hundred pounds, an enormous sum for the time, enough to cripple a successful business. And they lost their printing licence, which for a printer in seventeenth-century England was close to a professional death sentence.

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Barker, by all accounts already in financial trouble, never recovered. He's said to have died in a debtors' prison. I'd add a small caution, as with a lot of history from this period, that his money problems were bigger than one bad Bible. But the Wicked Bible certainly didn't help.

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All of it, remember, over one missing word.

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The authorities moved quickly to contain the damage. Every copy of the misprinted Bible they could find was ordered destroyed. This wasn't just about correcting a mistake. It was about wiping out the evidence that the mistake had ever happened.

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Most copies were burned. A handful survived. And today those few surviving copies are among the rarest and most valuable printed books in the world. Nothing raises the price of something like a spectacular mistake.

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There's a particular kind of mistake that doesn't feel like a big deal when you make it. A skipped step. A missed word. A quick assumption that it'll be fine.

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In most jobs, you get to fix those. You turn the bus around. You apologise. You correct the route. But some jobs don't give you that luxury. When your work is permanent, when it goes out into the world and can't be called back, every detail matters.

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The printers of 1631 didn't set out to rewrite moral law. They made one small, human mistake in a process full of chances to make one. But the fallout was far bigger than anything they could have imagined.

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The Wicked Bible shows how a small error can have massive consequences. It wasn't a failure of intelligence. It wasn't a failure of effort. It was a failure of attention at exactly the wrong moment.

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When the stakes are high, the margin for error disappears. A missing word changes a sentence. A changed sentence changes a meaning. And a changed meaning, in the wrong place at the wrong time, can change everything.

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The Bible has been printed millions of times since 1631, with checks and balances and proofreaders stacked up to stop anything like this happening again. And still, even today, errors slip through. Because however clever the system gets, it's still built and run by humans.

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So the next time you send a message, or write an email, or fill out a form, and you think, ah sure, that's close enough, take a second look. Leaving out one small word can have consequences far bigger than you ever intended.

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And while most mistakes won't land you in front of a king, or ruin your career, it's still probably best not to accidentally tell people to commit adultery.

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Thanks for listening, everybody. Sure, it's only history.